Bavarian hammer

Male sitting naked with an erection. Female standing over sitting male naked. Male slapping naked vagina until she squirts.

I gave the stripper a Bavarian hammer. She soaked me down.

by Jlamb September 21, 2020

hammered hat

An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.

After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.

by Randolph The Great April 25, 2014

The Akron hammer

Lebrons dick

Guy 1. did you see the Akron hammer got leaked
Guy 2. What??

by Pe do file June 8, 2022

Hammer Bro

An enemy sometimes encountered in mainline Mario games. Often seen in pairs, their behavior involves tossing hammers in an upward arc at you. Essentially, they are some of the most annoying cunts you will ever encounter in any video game. When you approach one, be sure to have a mushroom on you because there is a very low chance that you'll get past them without getting hit at least once.

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DIED
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!

by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 17, 2022

hammer time

To Blow millions on stupid shit,just so it can be reposessed in a few years.

''I've Just inherited 30 mill from my Grandma...Hammer Time!''

by Zigger January 1, 2008

grammer hammer

The object used to correct someone's grammer. i.e. hitting one with the grammer hammer.

He said can I instead of may I, so I brought the grammer hammer down on him.

by skippy_xua October 24, 2008

crotch hammer

A very large penis; one that is greater than 7" long.

Ron Jeremy has a crotch hammer!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003