take the biscuit

To be the epitome of something, typically something unpleasant. To stand as the best (or more likely worst) example of a series of things.

Of all the slimy schemes Jim's pulled over the years, his attempt to pay a psychologist to testify in court that Marie, whom Jim had actually repeatedly raped the previous year, was merely paranoid, just has to take the biscuit.

by Fearman February 22, 2008

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take a crap

Pretty self explanatory. Can be accompanied by a session of jacking off or sucking cocks.

First I'm gonna take a crap, then jack off, then suck cocks with that swamp donkey.

by Jaimev July 27, 2005

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taking a piss

Phrase used it the UK to describe the action of taking advantage of the situation, in particular at work. Basically putting the least amount of work possible without getting sacked. The UK English equivalent of mailing it in in US English.

Q: Where is that damn capacity report, Tara should've been done 2 weeks ago?
A: Tara is taking a piss.

by Call Me Ishmael December 9, 2008

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Take a Daily

Having a bowel movement, taking a dump, pinching a loaf, crapping.

Mom, I'll meet you in the car. I have to take a daily.

by pppooooo August 27, 2009

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Take a Gangsta

Basically it means you need to go to the restroom and do number two. I made it up down where I stay in the South so that if someone was around me and they don't need to know what I am about to do, I say that.

Say dog, I got to take a gangsta right now.

by J. A. November 18, 2007

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