How close you can come to shitting yourself, without actually shitting yourself. Usually caused by explosive diarrhea.
I almost crossed the brown line this morning, I Just managed to get my pants down and take a seat before I decorated the Oval Office
by Choppasm April 12, 2023
by jackson penelope April 10, 2019
1. Lines of snow that appear across a failure's driveway. This person (usually a migrant from Illinois to the fine state of Wisconsin) sucks so bad at shoveling their driveway that they create fail lines in places where the snow overflowed from either side of their shovel. Usually these lines run horizontally for the entire length of their driveway.
2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
1. Man 1: Dude, you have to clean up those fail lines.
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.
2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.
2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
by The Wonderful WIz January 17, 2011
Running a zig-zag path to get somewhere, so that if a line were to drawn marking your trail it would resemble Jeffy's sojourns in the comic strip "The Family Circus".
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 08, 2016
The act of crossing personal boundaries, or 'lines' drawn up by individuals, groups and organizations
by neoLinguistomorph September 28, 2018
A single patch of hair that extends from the belly button through the crotch to the lower back. Called so for the motion of dragging a towel between ones legs in a forward-backward motion, or gesturing to do so. Common in men but also found in some women. Frowned upon when existing on females.
Tom: "I met this hot chick at the club last night! I was totally hitting on her!"
Shawn: "Dude, did you tap that shit?"
Tom: Naw, man. As soon as i got her undressed, i saw her monster of a towel line."
Shawn: "Bummer."
Shawn: "Dude, did you tap that shit?"
Tom: Naw, man. As soon as i got her undressed, i saw her monster of a towel line."
Shawn: "Bummer."
by His Steinness January 28, 2008
What you call the people around you when camping for general admission lines if they're willing to hold your spot for you if you need to go eat or use the restroom
I spent like 12 hours camping in the general admissions lines, but it was all good since I had my line buddy to talk to the whole day.
by zuhazana August 31, 2022