Snot Smashing

Aggressive nose picking.

After his snot smashing session Tom used tampons to absorb the blood.

by that 1ne guy January 27, 2017

smash hank

beat off ,masterbate,self love

after watching that porn video I had to smash hank

by hank the smasher November 4, 2011

Bored Smashing

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Person A: Watch the new Bored Smashing PS5!
Person B (A Hater): OMG U could have given me that PS5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by KLLHYSBDBBSE April 21, 2021

smashing fuel

Burning off calories with vigorous exercise after eating a good steak and potatoes dinner…ie..sex or a brisk walk.

The wife and I burned off dinner “smashing fuel” …it was the best!! Shoulda felt those glow plugs burnin.

by Longshot Lee May 3, 2022

Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.

“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”

by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018

Vegan Smash

Very boring, flavorless, unnurishing missionary sex with a condom on and no eating ass.

Friend: how was last night?
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.

by SexDr69 October 12, 2019

Trokie Smash

(n.) - a complete ladies man; a manwhore

- the epitome of a true manly man

- someone who can knock down brick wall with just his pinky

(v.) to be fully enraged by something trivial

Dude, that guy at the bar is such a trokie smash

My fantasy team lost?! TROKIE SMASH!!!

by anon87674 September 5, 2013