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cracking cheese

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end
by charlie jayne January 1, 2018
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Cracking a Wadders

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.
by Barmy Army October 10, 2017
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Crack Straw

When you stick your crack pipe in one’s vag , light the crack and inhale through their mouth effectively making them a crack straw
Average Joe: nah dude I got ma girl to do the crack straw yesterday , crazy litty
Average friend : no way , how was it

Average joe : she’s dead
by DailyCrackSmoka November 11, 2021
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crack episode

an episode of a show that usually doesn't have much to do with the main plot and is usually filmed on a set that they only use once. ex: the beach episode in OHSHC
Did you see that crack episode? It was so random.
by xyleenia November 5, 2015
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Crack the Saucer

I hooked up with Rachel last night and I cracked the saucer.

My girl likes me to crack the saucer.

My cell mate bent over so I had no choice but to crack the saucer.
by Eaton Holgoode October 8, 2018
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Crack a roni

When you're addicted to eating macaroni.
Ryan: Hey man, whatcha eatin' ?

Matt: Crack a roni.

Ryan: Sweet.
by longhairordie April 29, 2012
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crack-a-mare

A difficult person who is too much hard work, particularly a woman.
"That girl is being such a pain in my ass - she's a right crack-a-mare!"
by tommorgancat May 14, 2014
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