by ants211 August 23, 2007
to enter a state of unconsciousness without premeditation or intent. When performed in public can lead to surprise sex.
Man, that douchebag Dave looks pretty tired. I think he could use a surprise nap; could you hand me a baseball bat?
by cockyp August 24, 2011
When a person that goes by the name of Eva falls asleep for an extended period of time, much longer than a normal person nap, and any/all people in the same vicinity as her join her in hibernation.
Person 1: "There she goes again, eva-napping"
Person 2: "I've heard about this, be careful she'll put you to sleep"
Person 1: "Oh no thats just a wive's ta-zzzzzzzzzzzz...."
Person 2: "You've been eva-napped bit-zZzZzZ...."
Person 2: "I've heard about this, be careful she'll put you to sleep"
Person 1: "Oh no thats just a wive's ta-zzzzzzzzzzzz...."
Person 2: "You've been eva-napped bit-zZzZzZ...."
by BigRed012 January 07, 2013
In a word, it's eating pussy, by a male or female partner. Seeing as how most chicks these days trim the hedge, it's much more likely to be nappy than bushy downtown. Hence, you lap (lick) the nap.
by mistahtwist March 10, 2011
The act of waking up late in the day (generally on a day off or weekend) tired, getting out of bed for up to six hours before proceeding to climb back into bed and fall promptly back to sleep. Can be closely tied to procrasturbating or just regular procrastination in general.
Guy 1: Hey man whats up?
Guy 2: *yawns* feeling tired but i've only been up for like 4 hours.
Guy 1: epic bro sesh later ydg?
Guy 2: Hmm...Actually I think I'm going to go and finish off my opposite nap
Guy 2: *yawns* feeling tired but i've only been up for like 4 hours.
Guy 1: epic bro sesh later ydg?
Guy 2: Hmm...Actually I think I'm going to go and finish off my opposite nap
by AkRaptorJesus November 23, 2011
A person that has nappy hair and gets a jheri curl thus his nappy hair become a Jehri nap (Say it in a southen accent)
Poor black man: I want a jheri curl
White man:You can get a Jheri curl you already have nappy ass hair
Rich white man: black man GTFO and go get them jheri naps
White man:You can get a Jheri curl you already have nappy ass hair
Rich white man: black man GTFO and go get them jheri naps
by Jam3sxc September 07, 2009
<noun> 1. A brief, satisfying slumber during a masturbation session followed by the finish of the session.
2. Falling asleep while masturbating.
2. Falling asleep while masturbating.
by Jersey Shore High School March 21, 2005