A person wearing a purple colored garment or accessory always wears at least one other with the same color at the same time. This only applies to the color purple.
by Asmund July 21, 2025
Get the Purple never walks alone mug.A phrase used After being caught out cheating on an exam. Caught Red handed cheating but you continue to deny it to the point of believing your own lies.
The headmaster of my old college caught me out but I just told him that never happened. He won't believe my lies but I dont have the guts to admit the truth. Does that make me a weasel? Who cares im not even sorry.
by Kempt September 17, 2020
Get the That never happened mug.Never saiding is when someone you know says that they will do something or they will give you something if you do something. When the time comes though they simply say “I never said that”
I’ll take you to Hawaii if you manage to get straight A’s in school (end of year comes) I never said that. Example of never saiding
by Comrade_Spitpanzers June 23, 2021
Get the Never saiding mug.When you have tried or experimented a relationship with the same sex in a sexual/physical/emotional way. However, through not fault of their or your own, decided to stay with the opposite sex for such activities and relationships. When it just “didn’t stick”, despite all efforts.
You’re beautiful, but don’t take that the wrong way. I’m not gay. I dabbled in the minors, never went pro.
by wbonaventura December 30, 2022
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If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
Get the never laid a hand on me mug.We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
by brettuthius August 11, 2018
Get the The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect mug.- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”
- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”
- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”
by [Exh0] May 30, 2025
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