milky mushroom

when you stick the tip of your penis in a milk jug and helicopter it so the milk sprays everywhere

“hey quantovius i heard you’ve got a killer milky mushroom, can you teach me?”

by FATHAIRYSACK May 21, 2022

Mushrooms

1. Stuff you eat to see pretty colors

2. Things that grow in your yard that are sometimes poisonous

I eat mushrooms when I'm bored

by Mi wordz becuz I'm smart June 22, 2017

MUSHROOM HAT TRICK

When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.

"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"

by angryrancor September 9, 2021

Mushroom

A type of fungus that can be edible or poisonous. They can be prepared in many ways, such a sauteed, grilled, stuffed, etcetera. There is more to mushrooms than drugs, internet...

Hey Dad, do you see the mushrooms over there?
Don't eat those honey, they could be poisonous!!
But we make mushroom soup all the time, Dad. D:
Yes, but those are edible, safe mushrooms
Ok...

by kermit37 December 20, 2020

mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.

I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.

by BigDerty June 3, 2016

kanik mushroom

A scummy mushroom that's 20 ft underground
Racist pice of shit that doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut

"This cunts being an asshole after one cone - such a kanik mushroom"
"I was going on with my day when all of a sudden I smell a disgusting stench coming from the bin,must be a kanik mushroom"

by Calling out the hoes August 1, 2022

Manky Mushroom

A word made famous by a Scottish online predator hunter which refers to a strange looking penis that's been sent to an underage person who didn't request it.

I've seen your manky mushroom

by Predhunter May 27, 2025