good the fuck morning

As "Good Morning" has long since been recognized as little more than a concept, an oxymoron at best; "Good The Fuck Morning", is now the only way to truly wish another a good morning without trying to sound ironic.

SuzieQ: "Good the fuck morning, Ted!"

Ted: "Yeah, no kidding. It is. Imagine that? Well, a good the fuck morning to you too!"

by jacobkreist March 30, 2007

mobbin' it

Going on a trip with the intentions of partying HARD.

We're mobbin' it to Vegas this weekend; Want to come with us?

by Jaunito September 1, 2006

Triste Morningstar

Lesbian pirate buttseckz. ZOMGZ!!

y helo thar buttseckz!!1

by modista March 13, 2005

morning sprinkler

The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.

MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.

by Ed P. and Jay E. March 31, 2008

morbis

To have three or more chins

Whoa!!! You so morbis you could be a BBW model!

by Dr Jean Claude Van Wandeag March 1, 2010

Morning Muscles

Feeling weak after just waking up

Waking up at 8:00am after going to sleep 4:00am

Mom:Go take out the trash

Son: Not now i still got morning muscles

by say25000 July 20, 2010

Morning Icicle

Morning Icicle is when a male wakes up with an unnaturally cold boner. Usually found in the winter or when sleeping with your meat in an ice bucket. 99% of all cases wake up screaming due to the huge pain of a frozen, erect, penis.

Joe: Hey, have you seen Steve?
Rob: yeah, he woke up about an hour ago screaming.
Joe: Oh! Did he have another Morning Icicle?
Rob: Yeah, I don't know why we go camping with him.

by ryaneschevere July 28, 2011