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Mur-c-uh-lo-jee | The science of successfully completing missions for wages; believing that money is above ethics; the skill of delivering whatever it takes.
Believers call themselves Mercologist
Believers call themselves Mercologist
Example 1
Hirer: "Do you believe in Mercology?"
Merc: "I'd die for it."
Example 2
Hirer: "I need to get rid of this body somehow."
Hirer 2: "Why don't we look for a Mercologist"
Example 3
Mercenary: "I have failed a mission. But at least I am alive"
Mercologist: "How dare you live with a failed mission on your conscience. As a Mercologist I have to execute you for your sin"
Hirer: "Do you believe in Mercology?"
Merc: "I'd die for it."
Example 2
Hirer: "I need to get rid of this body somehow."
Hirer 2: "Why don't we look for a Mercologist"
Example 3
Mercenary: "I have failed a mission. But at least I am alive"
Mercologist: "How dare you live with a failed mission on your conscience. As a Mercologist I have to execute you for your sin"
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Average sizes
Toe size= 7 cm
pp size= 14 cm (+foreskin = 20cm
Average sizes
Toe size= 7 cm
pp size= 14 cm (+foreskin = 20cm
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