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Super Mario Bros 

The most epic movie ever featuring Bob Hoskins as Mario, John Leguizamo as Luigi, Dennis Hopper as King Koopa, and Samantha Mathis as Princess Daisy. The Washington Post says "IT'S A BLAST!" and the Sixty Second Review says "Eye-Popping Special Effects!"
The Super Mario Bros movie was epic and still is and it was made in 1993
Super Mario Bros by YoutubeWest1132 December 25, 2010
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Super Mario 64 

A game played by old school gamers OR Dylan / Joey Combo. Very fun, but can be done with only 16 stars. Also known as, "A 16 star speed run".
Dylan: Justice
Joey: Dylan, I'm thinking Super Mario 64 speed run tonight at your house
Dylan: Justice
Joey: Make sure you have lots of cookies
Dylan: Justice
Super Mario 64 by Logan Harris February 28, 2009

The Mario Party 8 Drinking Game 

a very simple drinking game.
you will need:
A Large Create of Beer (the more the better)

A Nintendo Wii (with 4 remotes and nun-chucks)

A copy of Mario Party 8 (DUH!)

and 3 friends to play it with (if you dont have that many friends dont worry.... just work with what you have)

then the easy bit..... play the game
the fun bit.... if you lose at a mini game......
you drink an entire bottle/can of beer
so obviously 1 person wins and 3 people drink
and whoever wins overall or is still conscious is the best player

enjoy
After failing to steer there leafs down the river on mario party 8 Jim and Josh had to dink there 4th consecutive bottle of beer

Me, Josh and Jim celebrated new years by playing the mario party 8 drinking game
Josh passed out in my bathroom YAAAAAY!!!!!!

The Super Mario 

Entering the female you do the sound of going down a Warp Tunnel. During the act you play the underground music and shortly before finish off you speed it up to double-time. Depending on climax or premature ejaculation you can play the finishing and death tune, respectively.
bloke.nr1: I gave my girlfriend the super mario
bloke.nr2: Huh?
bloke.nr1: You know like… DUHDUH, DuhDuh, duhduh
The Super Mario by KingNosehair December 1, 2011

Sticky Mario 

Right before a man has sexual intercourse he shaves his pubes and keeps the clippings. He climaxes on his partners upper lip and sticks the clippings to his ejaculatory fluids producing a Mario style mustache.
I grew a huge bush to give my bitch a Sticky Mario.

Super Mario Odyssey 

Super Mario Odyssey is a videogame for the Nintendo Switch, released on October 27th, 2017. It is part of the Mario franchise. In this game, Mario must stop the evil Bowser from forcibly marrying Princess Peach. With the help of his new friend Cappy, this game will take Mario on a globetrotting adventure all over the world, from Tostarena in the Sand Kingdom to New Donk City in the Metro Kingdom. There are also lots of different outfits you can get throughout the game, from a Football Outfit to a Clown Suit. You can capture lots of enemies and objects in this game, anything from a cactus to a FREAKIN' T-REX!

Super Mario Odyssey is, in my opinion, the best game on the Switch! Go buy it! You definitely WILL NOT regret it!
"I wanna play Super Mario Odyssey!" -Everyone

Man where the fuck is mario Judah 

I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion
I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding
Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga
Don't you run from me, lil' nigga
You are not fast enough
You are not brave enough
You are out of luck
Now it's time for you to die very rough
Person:1 Man where the fuck is Mario Judah

Person:2 I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding