Wank Machine

When a girl grabs ur dick and jerks off for u and u cum in her mouth and she throws up her her vagina and u lick it up and u throw up on ur dick and she sucks it up and it keeps going and going till someone dies

Yo dat girl gimmi a wank machine

by LionLit200 December 3, 2016

fox machine

Your typical Westfield cuck Who owns a ford vehicle with any racing modification.

For example Paul put a new fox racing sticker on his ford lightning.

“Dang look at that fox machine!”

by Murdza October 25, 2017

netflix machine

A cheap console/streaming device used for the sole purpose of watching Netflix.

John: I wish I could watch Netflix in my room, but I’m not allowed to move the Xbox from downstairs

Todd: just go buy a wii, it’s a perfect Netflix machine

by matty b 69 May 3, 2018

Slot Machine

This is the act of when a persons dick is yanked downward and they shit all over the floor, similiar to a slot machine jackpot.

I had to get my shoes cleaned because I wasn't fast enough to avoid michaels slot machine

by DJJANGOFETT January 16, 2018

Claw Machine

Everybody says that claw machines are rigged, and yes, of course they are thats how the owners make money! but they do still take some skill. When people play the claw machine and drop the claw in a terrible spot they will call it rigged. If you line the claw up well you can still win from it. For claw machines with more expensive prices in them, they have payouts rates, payout rates are how much money people need to put in before the machine lets you win, if there is something that costs $200 dollars in a claw machine then obviously it will be rigged but it will let you win once enough money is put in that the owner is making a good profit. But the claw machines with the cheap stuffed animals inside are rigged but the payout rate will be very low, so you can win probably at least 1 in 10 tries.

Claw machines are fun

by Haroold November 18, 2018

Moreen Machine

Someone you know that fucks every living specemin. Someone with a gigantic cock. If you know a moreen you know your place in society, bent over with his extreamky deadly cock down you arsehole.

Moreen Machine gave it to that girl down the road.

by Momo456 December 12, 2018

Toot machine

A terminal in many walls provided by banks where you may purchase toots for use with your favourite columbian delicacies

Before we go to the club, I need to get some fivers out of the toot machine!

by Bukake on the beach September 27, 2019