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Ohio washing machine

When a corn fed ohio man bends a little Oklahoma boy over a urinal and takes him to pound town
Did you hear Asta gave Jef the old ohio washing machine
by Nitemare6969 October 25, 2022
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Cape Cod gumball machine

A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.
“Man, I’m not feeling too good after Sarah gave me a Cape Cod gumball machine
by Man from Nantucket July 31, 2023
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gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
by Sexydimma November 10, 2017
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sex machine

More often than not, a male, who without thought or feelings mindlessly pursues women for sexual gratifacation.He eats sleeps and drinks sex. A one trick pony!
Vinny had sex with three different women last night, what a sex machine he is!
by BFCDGF PAMELA AND CAROL October 14, 2007
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hype machine

a video game or movie that may or may not be good, but generates a very large amount of hype before it's release.
Gears of War for the Xbox 360 and the last 5 Star Wars movies were hype machines.
by spartan084 November 27, 2006
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Machine

Oh dude, i'd love to ride that machine
by SuperFunHappySlide February 1, 2008
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washing machine theory

A premise or hypothesis that nobody understands, yet it is complex or ridiculous enough that nobody is willing to admit that they don't understand.
Other things have been called washing machine theories, but a washing machine theory is just a catch-all. A way to sound like you know what you're talking about.
Sarah Palin's plan to save the economy? Obamacare? Why does everything sound like a washing machine theory?
by Gern B. Blanston April 17, 2011
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