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maria silver

some girl a rapist is in love with #PASSED
hey have you seen maria silver?
yeah, is that the girl that lives two thousand miles away from mak but he runs back to her?
by pokkens December 24, 2023
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Maria Luna

Maria Luna is a very Happy-Go-Lucky girl, if this is your name, you probably like pink, and ponies, and will probably be better at baseball if your team uses pink uniforms.
"PIGTAILS MARIA LUNA CAN'T CATCH THE BALL, SHE'S NOT GETTING THE TEAM SNACK!!" - Poof. E. Sure.
by Poofesure Enjoyer April 14, 2025
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Maria

Maria is the most beautiful, clever, passionate and funny person you'll ever know (if you are lucky enough to get to know her).

She is incredibly fun while also being sensible and comprehensive because of how intelligent she is. She has the most beautiful smile you can possibly imagine. She has her principles cristal clear and knows herself confidently, so she can have her space while giving you yours. Nevertheless, she will always be there for you if you need her and she will try to give you the best advices she can. She is the best friend you can have and, to put it simple, she is just the best person I know.
- Hey, do you know Maria?

- No man, i don't
- You definitely should then!
by CarmenMola October 27, 2021
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Maria Tubman

Maria Tubman is beautiful. She is kind, empathetic and loving. But don’t get confused she’s a wild child that one! She has blue eyes with hints of green and brown it’s amazing! She has the best brown hair in the world!! She seems like a cinnamon roll but my dude she can throw hands with ya! If you find Maria don’t let her go. She’s too good to be true and a once in a life time chance. She makes the best of friends dude.
Girl: is that Maria Tubman?

Dude: yeah she’s drop dead gorgeous
Fav word: DUDE/ love ya
by anonymous April 14, 2022
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Greese Maria

Greese Maria is similar to a Dirty Sanchez. It happens when you are fingering a girl and she has a yeast infection and you rub your finger on her upper lip.
This slut I banged last night did not like it when I gave her a greese maria.
by dirtyfinger February 17, 2010
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Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.
by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022
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