Blue-lighted

When a cop gives you a friendly reminded to watch your speed when you aren’t going fast enough for him to actually stop you. He does this by turning on his blue lights for a couple seconds.

I was doing 63 in a 55 and the officer blue-lighted me as I approached.

by automatics64 January 31, 2018

Dick light

Jesus' huge sweaty bell end. Sometimes jews and christians inherit this property and the end of their nob glows bright red when they spaff.

Mary: omg its glowing!
Joseph: don't worry it runs in the family.
Mary: I know but that's only when you spaff.
Joseph: it must be the light of the world.
Mary:It should be named a dick light!
Joseph: It shall be!

by Job pillow beast February 23, 2018

Harbour light

Another word for a shite.

I'll be out in 5 minutes after I do my harbour light.

by Limbodancer November 3, 2018

Door light

Dirt , mostly all dirts of thick chunks

Look! It's door lights!

by bee_offical June 21, 2021

clit light

Duh, it is a light for your clit! Also a term used to define your friend who has trouble realizing what chode he is.

"Brian is being such a clit light, he can't see what a pussy he is."

by el “L” sizzle October 19, 2022

Light Snack

When an obese person says they are having a light snack, they truly aren't. They are actually about to pig out and eat as much food as possible.

"Alright guys im getting off, I gotta go get a light snack"

by POOPYBUTTINNIT May 2, 2021

Light bulb

A device used to blind someone till they go insane and claw their eyes out

Drew: Have you ever used a light bulb?

Sam: Yes, but where are you?

by MarshMellew March 5, 2021