level 5 security clearance

derived from military security levels for access to classified info. i use it on a person or persons who needs permission before they are allowed to speak based on past experiences of saying the stupidest shit you've ever heard; use it especially on those who have a tendency to speak before thinking; i put 5 because thats the highest level i've heard in the army but you can use any number depending on how stupid the remark and your friends or random people are.

after she asked "how do you know when volcanoes are active" anferny and i determined she required a level 5 security clearance before being allowed to ask questions again.

by nani pilikia February 20, 2005

Leeze

someone who care only for themselves and has no morals

by truespirt October 19, 2003

Level 1

Level 1 is referring to a the first level of a video as in being easy. Used to discribe a promiscuous female.

Hey Jenna is a Level 1 for suree

by norcalgirl9 October 3, 2007

lube the lever

see masturbation

I gotta lube the lever right away!

by Robert Van Winkle April 5, 2004

Gay Level

In the UK, children aged 18 and competing for university places take exams called 'A' levels. Some subjects such as Maths and Physics are generally quite Hard, while other subjects such as Sociology and Media Studies are generally quite Easy.

The kids who are too lazy to get a job but who nevertheless still want to bum on the taxpayer for a couple of years without actually wanting to do any proper work do the Easy 'A' Levels, or 'Gay' Levels.

The others become dentists.

So, Steven what did you get in your exams?
Chemistry A, Physics B and Maths B.
Wow thats pretty impressive. How about you Samantha?
Sociology D and Media Studies E.
Ha ha. Samantha did fucking Gay Levels. (makes L shape on forehead to show how lame Samantha is).

by goody5 December 10, 2010

fifty leven

1: Ghetto math for 61.
2. The number of times Lil' Jon, the Eastside Boys, and the Yin Yang Twins have come to the club looking for you.

1. (50 + 11)*Ghetto = 61
2. "I done came to the club bout fifty leven times! Can I play with yo panty line?"

by Jack MB February 18, 2009

ya sneeze ya leeze

derived from the phrase "ya snooze ya looze", couple of stoners were sitting down and mike passed the joint but charlie's reaction was delayed so when he finaly reached out to take the joint, mike had already started smoking it again.

mike takes joint away from charlie and says, "ya sneeze ya leeze!"

by chaschas October 25, 2006