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Jonathan

Jonathan is someone who would be your first love. He would steal your heart. Would he break it? maybe. Idk. Jonathan was my first love , and still is. He’s very athletic, smart ( even tho he likes to pretend he isn’t), funny, kind, caring, thoughtful, a little mean sometimes, handsome. He is my pretty boy. I love him with my whole heart with my whole being of a person. I love him. I would absolutely do anything for him. He just doesn’t fully understand the things I would put myself through for him. Ik people say this a lot and it might have lost its meaning because of that reason but it’s true, words absolutely cannot express what I feel for him. How much I love him. I crave his touch, his look, his voice, I crave him. I need him to survive. If I lose him, there would be no purpose in life. He is and will always be my first love and nothing can change that. I’m so in love with him. I can’t stand to be away from him. I would absolutely 100% give up everything for him. He is so perfect. How can someone so special and perfect love me and want to be with me. When I was younger I thought all those love movies and stories were all so cliche and fake. But now I realize what those girls go through and how they feel. I never want to lose him. AHHHH how is he so perfect.
person 1- wow he’s so sweet and nice and caring and handsome i’m starting to really like this guy

person 2- oh I haven’t seen you like this about a boy since Jonathan

person 1- yea.. but nobody will ever be better than him.. I miss him

person 2- you were really in love with him

person 1- how could I not be, he was perfect, everything about him was…
by Paisleyb_xoxo March 16, 2023
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Jonathan Stevens

A Jonathan Stevens is a kind, sweet, and handsome division one baseball player with a large behind. He is shy at first, but don’t let him fool you as his goofy side will tend to pop out every now and then. Jonathan loves video games and building legos. He is so romantic and hot, but beware he may seduce you into playing fortnite and cuddling till your toes sweat.
“Who is that pitcher with a strong set of hind legs?!”
“Oh that’s Jonathan Stevens”
by Chugsplash72826 March 20, 2023
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a goofy ahh person who can't get girls.
Jonathan is goofy
by YourBoyJD March 27, 2023
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jonathan mayonnaise

jonathan mayonnaise: hi
anyone within a 10 mile radius: *cums*
by Adam of the Jones Variety April 11, 2023
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jonathan stanley

a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.
lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch

dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023
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Jonathan Shiell

Amazing at speech and debate, amazing sailor, calm, collected, composed
Jonathan Shiell is one of the best people I know
by marioenthusiast April 24, 2023
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Jonathanawg

Somebody who says a game is bad and actively makes fun of it yet is good at it
That Jonathanawg says he doesn't like Fortnite but he wins every match
by casuallybiased June 19, 2023
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