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Lynching a Johnson

The act of pleasuring one self with the use of one's hand
Scott was caught lynching a johnson at work the other day.
by Misha1369 September 29, 2009
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billy johnson

My girlfriend just gave me the best Billy Johnson I've ever had!
by Reba johnson February 1, 2017
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Johnson juice

The hot steamy liquid that erupts out of your penis when your exceed 2000 strokes
Person 1: “Man I was going to town on my dick last night!”
Person 2: “Did you blow that Johnson Juice?”
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Aiden Johnson

10B's Reserve.
by AvrilIts July 16, 2020
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archie johnson

u are u an "archie johnson"
by gonover October 5, 2023
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Dwayne Johnson

A fine lad who spends his time making car movies and chugs alcoholic drinks on the internet. Not to be confused with The Rock, who is Dwayne Johnson's mortal enemy.
Walter White: Hey Jesse, you coming to watch Fast and Furious with me?
Jesse: You mean that dumbass movie with Dwayne Johnson in it?
by Shigekiyo Yangu June 26, 2021
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Erika Johnson

Erika Johnson is a dumb-dumb who spends too much time on Urban Dictionary searching up her cousins' names. Erika Johnson is also a term to describe being really confused and having no idea what is going on, as well as occasionally falling down and losing all brainpower for days, even weeks at a time.
She pulled an Erika Johnson in the Apple Orchard and abandoned her family and got lost for weeks, although her way cooler brother didn't care because she was such an Erika Johnson.
by Really sick bro January 6, 2018
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