john

john murder that girl mooo

( search ) “ mooo “

Timmy “ John, what did you get up to this weekend? Damn did you see what happened to that girl on the news? wait weren’t you dating a girl from wicker park? oh shit! That was the girl you were dating wasn’t it

John “ mooo! “

by frontlines April 26, 2025

John

a fatass nigga

damn that nigga fat! i bet you his name is John.

by fortnitelover97 April 30, 2025

John

To hold something down, to be lazy and hold down a seat or chair. To hold down any noun.

“Hey can you John this but down while I tighten those bolt?”
“I’m about to John this girl down”
“I’m johning down this chair all night and watching reels”

by Buzzedbiologist May 8, 2025

John

John - a very COOL guy with OUTSTANDING humour. If he was cursed to go back to another century, it’d be the 1500s so he could be a jester for the king of England. If he were to be a song it’d be “This must be the place” by Talking heads. If he were to die and come back as an animal, he’d be a toucan.

Person 1: Hey, look, there’s John!
Person 2: Oh my GOD that guy is so fucking funny

by The chopped onion May 19, 2025

John

A really shit dad, like... a narcissistic egomaniacal cunt who can't keep his dick in his pants

John? Yeah... he has like 28 kids...
What? 28? How do his kids even handle that?

They don't.

by Perhapsitsautism July 2, 2025

John

a chubby kid who twerks for fun

that guy is a John

by sano's bf July 14, 2025

John

That Guy who is the center of attention for a moment or the person you want to be the center of attention. Could also be a statement about their point. Generally is a umbrella term to refer to someone not named john.

your friend is dancing. you yell Get it John!

Your friend makes a "Wild" Joke. You respond in a diminutive tone "Alright John".

"John over there lookin fire"

by That JOHN July 17, 2025