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Joey

Joey is a person who devastatingly attractive and loyal to a fault. Joey is kind and compassionate and a courageous defender of the dignity of all people. Joey’s eyes are bright and piercing. Their body is like a Da Vinci sculpture - exquisite design, tempered, but fiercely sexy. Don’t even think about kissing Joey or you’ll lose your heart. Joey’s lips are both soft and firm, full and tender. Just being in Joeys presence will get you tingling. Be friends with Joey - they will never let you down.
Joey walked in, the group smiled and cheered, and I immediately was able to breathe again because I knew my heart was safe.
by ClosetedCollin November 22, 2021
mugGet the Joeymug.

Joey Juice

A blue liquid harvested from milking a Joey. It can be collected and consumed to experience a euphoric trip similar to ecstasy.
Just tied up Joey and got his Joey Juice.
by student7184761 February 8, 2024
mugGet the Joey Juicemug.

Joey

Joey seems like a super sweet guy at first but all he want is to get in your pants he’s probably a leo and most likely never reply’s to your text trust me he’s an ass and he will Break your heart and he definitely doesn’t care about you no matter how many times he says it…
JOEY: why do you always flake on me when I ask for you to give me head :/
by RORO_thatbiss01 July 31, 2021
mugGet the Joeymug.

Joey Romo

A Madden Genius who usually picks on retards like Raynard Shuman aka shoo-shoo. His finishing move is emptying his balls in shoo-shoos crusty ass cheeks
Man I thought I had a chance today but Joey Romo dusted off my cheeks!!
by Beardedvillian1 February 2, 2019
mugGet the Joey Romomug.

Joey Hamilton

A freaking loser that never knows when to shut up
Your being such a Joey Hamilton right now
by ItzMeGreeny May 26, 2018
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Joey

If you meet a guy name Joey, run away from him because he will give you an ice cream cone and kidnap you in his ice cream truck.
Cody sees an ice cream truck. He goes to the ice cream truck and meets a guy name Joey.

Cody: "Hey Joey, can I get one strawberry popsicle please?"

Joey: "Yeah sure! Give me a second"

10 seconds later he kidnaps Joey and runs away with his ice cream truck.
by Small PP Destroyer April 8, 2022
mugGet the Joeymug.

Joey

Sexiest THING alive huge fupa great fun too play with has the smelliest coochie in the universe
Omg is that Joey just looking at her makes my dick throb
by Joeyshot69 October 13, 2020
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