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jason giambi

a type of sexual maneuver, where one shoots his load on a girls chest, licks it off and then swallows it. named after the famous yankees slugger who uses it as his signature move; allegedly it turns on girls.'
"I'm gonna pull a Jason Giambi on Sarah tonight."
"Dude that's gay. Why the fuck would you drink your own cum?"
"Good point."
jason giambi by Yanke August 10, 2007

Jason Mraz 

that sexy guy who sings that super addictive song "im yours" that you will listen to over and over again till your mom forcefully makes you shut down the computer and wash the dishes
Eve: "looove looove looove looove im yours!!!! omg Jason Mraz i loooove you!"

Mom: "eve! turn that off and scrub them dishes missy!"
Jason Mraz by E-Tag! October 23, 2008

jason schwartzman 

A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.
"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
or
"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"
jason schwartzman by lemadhatter November 12, 2006

Jason Bourne Door Opener 

The method used to open a door when more friendly attempts have not succeeded, such as using a doorbell or knocking. Or having permission to enter.

Typically executed by lowering ones shoulder or using heel of foot.
My girlfriend wouldnt get out of the bathroom, so I used the Jason Bourne Door Opener to get her out.

Jason Kendall'd 

Getting so drunk that you think you are the sub par catcher from the milwaukee brewers.

Being so drunk you sit in a catchers stance waiting to throw up.
Has anyone seen Charles?

Oh he's totally Jason Kendall'd right now?
Jason Kendall'd by CheBoyJar October 19, 2010

Jason Arnold

An incredibly handsome man; or boyfriend you might say. The best person that could change your life in a majorly amazing way. Usually likes to eat hot foods. A sweetheart. Loves camping. Insightful. Caring. SEXY.
I would really like a "Jason Arnold" boy, I've heard he's amazing. :)