by Pork Tines May 11, 2010
A sexual act combining the french kiss with a blowjob. The giver of a french pipe uses their mouth to fellate the receiver up and down the shaft on the sides without taking the penis entirely in their mouth. The act is not intended for the receiver to achieve climax , but rather to cause a extraordinaraly high state of arousal prior to either a tradional blowjob or intercourse.
Hey Johnny, what did you and Krystal get up to last night?
Oh man! She gave me a french pipe before I plowed her and it and it blew my mind.
Oh man! She gave me a french pipe before I plowed her and it and it blew my mind.
by Drs55555 November 23, 2015
by Steveinredford February 02, 2009
obnoxious person, stuck on themselves, always want to be first. greedy, selfish, wanting more without providing something in return
That ass pipe just pulled in front of that other car in that construction zone by speeding up, so the other driver had to slam on their brakes
by Naughty Possum June 23, 2017
"He ran across the football field bare-assed, pipe flapp'n"
"After he banged his girl, he went to get some milk, pipe flapp'n"
"After he banged his girl, he went to get some milk, pipe flapp'n"
by Abrenoch October 14, 2007
by Pistol Nick October 28, 2007