“dukedepps phone is cracked 😕”
by Messul / Dukedeppswhore March 24, 2021
by fartsing February 15, 2021
by Star Blaster April 29, 2016
"Hey, why didn't you respond to my text?"
"Sorry, I got phone sniped by Mrs. Jones in English, and had to put my cell on her desk."
"Sorry, I got phone sniped by Mrs. Jones in English, and had to put my cell on her desk."
by fratts26 April 16, 2015
When sitting anywhere but a car especially with your cellphone on silent. Every slight bump and jolt seems like it is vibrating. This is especially traumatic when you actually are waiting for some important call.
Dude 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.
by TheManicChipmunk August 07, 2012
A person who spends too much time on their phone or has their head in the phone all day.
Second meaning: a person who is "drunk" over watching too much "adult films" on their phone.
Second meaning: a person who is "drunk" over watching too much "adult films" on their phone.
Guy 1: Dude, check out this video of an elephant!
Guy 2: Ugh bro, you have been showing me so many videos on your phone, you're such a phone drunkie.
Second example;
Guy 1: I watched these hot videos on my phone all day dude, it was the best.
Guy 2: God dude, you're such a phone drunkie, just stop.
Guy 2: Ugh bro, you have been showing me so many videos on your phone, you're such a phone drunkie.
Second example;
Guy 1: I watched these hot videos on my phone all day dude, it was the best.
Guy 2: God dude, you're such a phone drunkie, just stop.
by CptSoda June 12, 2016
A mobile phone conversation where it sounds like the person calling you is speaking to you while under water. This can be caused by several factors:
1. The caller has a crappy phone.
2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.
3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.
4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.
Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
1. The caller has a crappy phone.
2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.
3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.
4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.
Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
Husband: Oh my God, look at the place! I told you to clean the front room as I was bringing the Boss back for dinner!
Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
by Tea Monster September 08, 2013