Zone of yesterday

The anus region. Named after the time duration of food transport between the mouth and the arse.

She was on her rags so I rubbed my pork sword around her zone of yesterday.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019

Bone Zone

The zone you go in when you get a boner. You usually act very awkward and try to cover everything up.

Jimmy: I've entered the bone zone.

Josh: Oh no. I hope Jennifer doesn't know.

by penis_glove September 13, 2019

Strike Zone

A term used in dating apps online to describe the age range you are willing to date within.

I have a big strike zone. I'll date any girl 18 - 32 years old.

by DarthKirby September 30, 2019

no-blow zone

The area around a man's genetalia which is unable to be accessed for fellatio due to a foul-smelling fart discharge which may have been released accidentally or deliberately.

Linda's knob gobbling was clumsy and uncomfortable at best. It was time for me to create a no-blow zone and get out of there.

by Zonal K October 9, 2019

The Grope Zone

When you stand at a close distance to a child molester or a sexual harasser (e.g Donald Trump) where he could grope you swiftly and conveniently.

A phrase coined by Stephen Colbert in his "The Late Show" show: episode titled("Trump's Most Shameless Tweet Of 2017?").

"People magazine also released a photo of Natasha Stoynoff, one of Trump's accusers, standing next to? Donald Trump! Right next to him; in what scientists call: The Grope Zone!" Stephen Colbert.

by Hot_Felfel December 13, 2017

Streak-zone

When you use to talk to someone but you no longer do and only contact each other when you send streaks on Snapchat

"Damn me and Monica are in the streak-zone"

by Mmonje12 April 21, 2018

m8 Zoned

chav version of friend zoned

“She’s m8 zoned you pal”

by princesspettyx December 30, 2017