i guess

The universally socially awkward word that ruins every single sentence you add it to.
Can be alternatively written as "I'm a f**king f*ggot"

Guy: Hey Jimmy! What's up?
Jimmy the autist: I'm pretty good, I guess.

by GaIiIeo January 05, 2015

There's no "I" in "Team"

It's the exceptionally annoying thing that "motivational" speakers say, but it does have the ultimate put down, Read On.....

Speaker: There's no "I" in "team".

Student: You're right, but there is a "U" in CUNT.

by SectionStar September 10, 2009

i cannot

When you have had enough of a situation. An incomplete phrase however understood by multiple youths

Jamie: Mom I need $ for clothes
Mom: No Jamie, you need a job

Jamie: ugh! Literally mom, I cannot
Mom: Jamie what the hell are you talking about?

by ladybugmafia3456 May 19, 2014

I can't

A popular thing to say on Tumblr when something, particularly a post, where it's so stupid or funny that you just can't. You can't laugh or shake your head, because it's so ridiculous.

A: "No one asked me to prom, so I took my calculator. His name is T.I. (Texas Instruments)"
B: I CAN'T!

by Tumblrer May 06, 2013

i-army

I-army
The ARMY is a fanbase for the korean boy band BTS

A K-army is a korean army which is in korea a I-army is International but our internatinal asses will never get to be able to go to a fan meet up

"I-army I purple you"
"K-army I purple you"
"When your International ass cant relate"
(Last one usually used between the I-army as a joke)

by Dannie💜 August 04, 2018

Triple i

Stands for "Intercourse is inevitable." This refers to a situation where sexual activity is certain to occur. This is usually during a social situation at a club or party where alcohol is being consumed but is not limited to these settings.

"Dude I totally met this chick on the dance floor and it is totally triple i. Intercourse is inevitable. Can I use your bed?"

by mr irvine March 29, 2009

i be flossinnnnnn

I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Every where you go
You will see the flossin dance
If be a international you will see it in friend
Flossin when my hommie i'll be flossin when they call
Flossin on the block
Missing when that million rock
I'll be flossin in that way
While we living determinate
Flossin when about to get pay
I'll be flossin every day
If you can't do it I about to show you how
First is your leg then you put yours arms out
Ankle left to right
Left to right
Left to right
Left to right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Turn if off
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
I've been flossin every where
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Yeah i do not even care
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
I've been flossin in the street
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Like i do it with my team
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin

me: i be flossinnnnnn
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Every where you go
You will see the flossin dance
If be a international you will see it in friend
Flossin when my hommie i'll be flossin when they call
Flossin on the block
Missing when that million rock
I'll be flossin in that way
While we living determinate
Flossin when about to get pay
I'll be flossin every day
If you can't do it I about to show you how
First is your leg then you put yours arms out
Ankle left to right
Left to right
Left to right
Left to right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Left right
Turn if off
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
I've been flossin every where
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Yeah i do not even care
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
I've been flossin in the street
Flossin
Flossin
Flossin
Like i do it with my team
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin
I be flossin

him: bro are you gay or some shit?

by icaughtaniggalurkin69 November 08, 2019