Dry hump week

It’s national Dry Hump week find a girl you don’t be a square. The first week of October.

It’s to find a female and Dry Hump on Dry hump week

by I love life and October 02, 2019

Humping Hanna

When someone believes they’re a dog and dry-humps everything. Their musty crotch leprechaun spreads its juices everywhere.

Hanna Elise is the biggest Humping Hanna I know.

by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023

Humping squirrel

Small rodent found in Southern California that lives in the ground and is always air humping.

The humping squirrel was humping like a crazy on this morning.

by Sgt. rage February 02, 2024

hump possition

This is the position on which a male is on top of a female and banging her HARD

Daddy, let's get in the hump possition!

by Corny, Porny, and also Horny February 21, 2018

hump hustler

A criminal defense lawyer that specializes in sex crimes. Popularized by the TV show Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

person A: "Hey did you hear Joe got arrested for touching a 13 year old?"
person B: "yeah Bobby already reached out out to him to offer his legal services"
person A: "what a hump hustler"

by randomguy132 July 17, 2023

mega hump

Getting very upset over nothing
Feeling extremely upset over something someone said to you.

Jack called her weird and now she wont talk to him cause she has the mega hump.

by Eli. November 25, 2007

Hump Jays

Publicly having sex at a Toronto Blue Jays.

The two hump jays made the news yesterday!

by CrankyKramer September 05, 2022