Hook up culture

Proof that sex is, in fact, free.

Hym "Nope. Yes it is. Hook up culture prove that it's free. Everyone who participated in it. EVERYONE."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2023

off tha hook

1. adj. What pimps or gangstas say about something cool.

That new condom be off that hook, yo!

by Stuff It September 9, 2003

cap'n hook

Someone who lives off the profession of being prostitute. A whore who sells sex on craigslist.

He got with that cap'n hook 5 nights ago and fucked her for an unknown amount of time. He said he had a better time than he ever did that ho who he payed dinner for.

by POW right in the kissah April 25, 2010

Off the Hook

"Off the hook" is a phrase describing a disappointing, mundane, or unpleasant experience or event.

This refers to the scene the movie The Cell, where the hero suspends himself from the ceiling with hooks through his skin. It provides a sense of weightlessness and freedom from the stress of everyday life. Being forced off the hooks drags him back to the brutal realities of women using him to harm themselves.

"My girlfriend came home early, so I found myself off the hook prematurely and had to release my captives before completing my master plan."

by Butlerj9 October 21, 2020

get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

by barber of seville November 27, 2020

sfincter hook

a form of hazing. the middle and index finger off both hands is inserted into ones anus. they are then twisted so they hook on to the inner walls of the anus.
if you can slap your own ass while doing this it is called a sfincter spank

Now thats a sick bastard*

by Cott Peterson March 10, 2005

captain hook

Tyler Nelson

Man, that tyler Nelson of Ashtabula, Ohio gave the hook to jessica farina!

by Beyonce gives me b.js June 30, 2003