Mississippi Hobo Hustle

When you lick her booty, and then her eyeball immediately after.

Her: "If I get pink eye, I can call out sick, why don't you give me the Mississippi Hobo Hustle?"

by Frankiln Foster Forest September 26, 2019

Hobo

anyone whos not me and the people i like so basically all of society

omg who is she?
oh yeah shes just a hobo

by biteslip February 3, 2022

hobo brothel

Where hobos gather to have sex.

"I've seen finer bitches at a hobo brothel."

"This bathroom reminds me of a hobo brothel."

by espnguy March 16, 2013

The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.

"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."

by PleaseGodDon'tLetMyMomFindThis June 25, 2023

Hobo Speak

it’s like a drunk bum on the street… fucked up and talking shit, mainly to themselves . Think shadow boxing alone with his shadow

He paced the sidewalk like Luke Skywalker gone rogue, spewing hobo speak—gibberish laced with fury, cursing the sky like it stole his last smoke.

by Billy Pang March 31, 2025

hobo buzz

drinking alcohol on an empty stomach, in order to get drunk quickly and on the cheap. This can also occur when you have a liquid dinner, either by choice or because you can't afford food.

OMG Katy, i'm getting such a hobo buzz off this Schlitz cause I haven't eaten a thing since that hot dog 8 hours ago. We better hurry so we don't miss the box car to Memphis. Hey look, it's poop!

by Flim Flam Biggles Magoo July 13, 2012

Hobo Runway

The median on a two lane or more road where a homeless person struts thier stuff sporting the hottest accessory in cardboard fashion and looks for tips.

Tommy: Dude is that John working the hobo runway?

(car pulls up to John)

John: Yeah, I went to art school so now I've gotta spange.

by hoboh8r December 29, 2010