Hang up fail

A hang up fail is what occurs in the least opportune moments where you press the hang up button on a call but because of a laggy phone or dirty fingers the call doesn't hang up often resulting in the person on the other end of the line listening to you for a while after you hang up.

You:"okay I gotta do some stuff talk to you later" *presses hang up, sits on toilet... farts loudly*
Person STILL on the line: "I can hear you"

Hang up fail!

Or

You:"okay, talk to you later" *presses hang up button* Jesus, what an unimaginable BITCH!
Person STILL on the phone: "what the F**K?!"

Hang up fail!

by Twitchingdeadgirl August 14, 2014

frame it and hang it on the wall

A sarcastic term for someone's making too big a deal out of something, either by verbosely crowing about it or by asking others to show excessive attention/respect to said trivial matter/object.

So you got an acceptance-letter from the local community-college --- like, wow! --- those enrollment-desperate academic honchos will take just about anyone, so it's really no significant praise or great honor directed your way. Whatcha gonna do with the letter --- frame it and hang it on the wall?!??

by QuacksO December 29, 2019

hang-up rule

The person who receives the call has to hang up.

Gis hang up first because I called you. It's the hang-up rule!

by mcr4ever November 29, 2015

Hang on a dang noodle

Another better way of saying “wait a second”

“ when was the work due? Shit - hang on a dang noodle...”

“Oo oo hang on a dang noodle I have a great idea!”

by CodeGrack November 17, 2021

Hanging Gardens of Boobylon.

That magical moment when a woman is naked and she leans forward and her breasts are hanging down. Defying the laws of gravity found in any other situation of breast viewing.

She lent over, on all fours - oh mate, her breasts were just hanging there like The 8th Wonder of the World... The Hanging Gardens of Boobylon.

by warsaw1900 August 11, 2014

Hanging Dr. Roberts

A very, very drunk man.

Watch out, this bloke is Hanging Dr. Roberts and here comes his mate Mickey Mauled.

by Jimmybay May 31, 2003

Hanging Down Under

The act of dangling a turd from an asshole above a bowl of Weet-Bix™ whilst someone else attempts to eat the Weet-Bix™ as fast as they can before the turd plops into the bowl. If the turd plops into the bowl before the other can finish eating the Weet-Bix™, the person eating the Weet-Bix™ must also eat the shit.

"I played a game of 'Hanging Down Under' with old Gazza yesterday, but what he didn't know was that I had a bad case of diarrhea."

by Horny Pooter November 28, 2017