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Pat the Hammer

Very wise
Pat the Hammer knows all.
by 101sarcasm February 4, 2021
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Paul-Peen Hammer

The act of inserting the claw end of a hammer into your lovers anus, and then furiously yanking upward, thus mimicking the fresh churning of butter in the mid 19th century.
Paul was getting the Paul-Peen Hammer from David when things got out of hand, and a window was broken when the hammer slipped out of David's hands.
by BB's Mom January 6, 2023
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Missouri Mountain Hammer

A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.
“Did you hear what Greg did?

I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.

That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”
by Dudeman the Dingleberry God February 20, 2023
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Hammer Toe

A sexual position in which the female bends over and grabs her toes while the male straddles her from in front of her legs. The male must wrap his arms around the women's entire body. His hands should be able to meet around her back.
Yo nigga, did you hear about Theirry and Clarissa?!! Theirry gave her the hammer toe so hard she broke her pelvic bone. Now her waist looks like tapioca!!!
by Barry Newark July 23, 2009
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Hammerfest

Over the top beligerantly drunk, raising bottles two at a time, going balls deep hammering it home.
See Vespa's Grandfather.
by John July 3, 2004
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Vag Hammer

Speak softly and carry a vag hammer.

I wasn't home for more than 10 minutes when she took out her vag hammer and conked me on the head. Does that bitch ever stop nagging?
by 253showrunnuh July 20, 2008
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butt hammer

A ransack of one's asshole so extremely deep and hard that bum crumbs and ass debris are scattered about the area. After a butt hammer one's asshole can only be described as ass dough.
1st guy:Dude, why is your girlfriend limping?
2nd guy:After a butt hammer no one walks straight
by Brgr23 May 23, 2008
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