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hammer class

a useless class that you have to take but has no application in the real world. Or a class that you have to take to use a hammer (obviously useless).
Man honors classes are total hammer classes
by llama llady December 23, 2010
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Cleveland Hammer

A cock hard enough to be used on an anvil for metal shaping purposes. Stamping, molding and compressing are allowed practices with meat this hard.
Wow, Rick, Sarah is walking kind of funny today, did you deliver the Cleveland Hammer? I know you spend the better half of the night working metal like an old town squire.
by Cleveland Hammer Guy May 10, 2019
mugGet the Cleveland Hammermug.

Beef Hammered

The act of taking your fat juicy shlong and using it to pack 80% lean beef into a woman’s anus. You will be finished your mission when perfectly formed patties emerge from her mouth from all the force of you beef hammering her asshole.
I beef hammered your moms anus into oblivion last night.
by meatmuncher12 July 18, 2020
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Hammer dolphin

A very skinny, very hairless man with a giant cock. Nuff said.
Did you see Quinten in the shower the other day? Total hammer dolphin. Fuck I'd love to be that guy.
mugGet the Hammer dolphinmug.

hammer time

To Blow millions on stupid shit,just so it can be reposessed in a few years.
''I've Just inherited 30 mill from my Grandma...Hammer Time!''
by Zigger January 1, 2008
mugGet the hammer timemug.

grammer hammer

The object used to correct someone's grammer. i.e. hitting one with the grammer hammer.
He said can I instead of may I, so I brought the grammer hammer down on him.
by skippy_xua October 24, 2008
mugGet the grammer hammermug.

Black Hammer

Nick named used for your man when he WORKS HARD
A man that works hard for his family but works even harder when he's making love to his woman..
Knick name used when your man is glued to his video game after a hard days work...
Knick name used when

ITS MR. NAAAASTY TIME!!!
I want to play with

BLACK HAMMER tonight baby!
by Mrs.Hammer December 20, 2016
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