pole grabber

noun
1.
a total homosexual
"that dude is a massive pole grabber"
2.
a chick who cant stand but service every Johnson in a 50m radius
"watch out, she's a real pole grabber"

That pole grabber will suck your soul out.

by maxaine August 5, 2025

Wooden lettus grabber

A wooden thing that grabs lettus and often breaks with excessive force.

I broke the wooden lettus grabber

by Whehcjjajfndne October 31, 2017

National Boobie Grabbing Day

The day that you are obligated to grab someones boobs otherwise you are gay.

”Hey Karen! It’s National Boobie Grabbing Day! Get those boobies out!”

Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs

Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*

by NationalDayMaker April 11, 2019

National Ass Grabbing Day

August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.

Yo aiden it's National Ass Grabbing day, you know what that means!

by user9194960294717 August 4, 2020

International Ball-grabbing Day

On the 23rd of November, it is a known human tradition to grab balls of others.

Jim: hey its International Ball-grabbing Day
Toadstool: oh fuck yea

Jim: hnnngh

by deebsmo November 22, 2021

Unhand me you greybeard loon!

Unhand me you greybeard loon!

"Unhand me you greybeard loon!"you said after an old crazy person grabbed you.bA very kind way to tell an old crazy person to let go of you.

by Greybeard Loon August 4, 2022

chillin then grabbin o's

When you start by laying back and relaxing with your hands behind your head while getting an intense pornstar blowjob. You then finish by getting a huge nut while grabbing the sheets, curling your toes, head thrown back with your mouth forming an o-shape.

Dude I was chillin then grabbin o's last night. It was sweetly intense. My girlfriend gave me some awesome head for my birthday then gulped down my sperm twice.

by Watchinfool September 29, 2023