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Moon Gooning

When you slaughter a buffalo, cover yourself in its blood and guts while completely naked, put on an elk's skull or a turkey feather headdress, and goon under the light of a full moon. Usually done with the bros or with the Cherokee Chieftain.
"Hey! You wanna go Moon Gooning?"
"Hell yeah! That shit is so fun!"
by Moon Gooner November 14, 2023
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Goon

Thinking about someone or something in a friendly manner
“I goon to nico
by NicoJK2801 September 27, 2025
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Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning

Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.
Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.
by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024
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Moon Gooning

when you and the natives cut the head off a buffalo, wait till sundown, put the buffalo's head on top of your head and star gooning under the stars.
me and eagle eye are gonna go down to the river tonight and begin moon gooning
by eagle eye532 November 18, 2023
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Goon

I “gooned” so fast I got a friction burn.
by GattlingGoon April 24, 2025
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Goon

1980s US slang for one who is not present or not to be taken considerably.
Don’t listen to that crazy goon!”
“Where is that goon?”
by J Manchester January 19, 2025
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Orange goon

What did the orange goon do today to crash the market?
by anonymous June 2, 2025
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