gobblegap

Irritating talk consisting of meaningless news, opinions or points of disinterest, that never stops.

John: My wife's been on the phone with her mom for 5 hours now, talking about nothing!

Earl: Yeah, my wife can gobblegap with her sister for hours too.

by Gobstopper112 July 10, 2010

Gobble your garbage

Same meaning as to "give head" or a "blowjob". Can also be defined as "deep-throating", and swallowing all that comes out.

"I gobbled my boyfriends garbage last night."

"A gave him a blowjob, but also gobbled his garbage."

"I was just going to suck you off, but now I'm going to gobble your garbage."

by The Lanzer April 18, 2010

gobble that knobble

To give blowjob.

Dude Sarah knows how to gobble that knobble!

by ThatKidWithThatName December 11, 2012

gobble chops

Your whole mouth when you relish every morsel or drop of delicious food and drink.

1. Your gobble chops were flying with abandon while you munched down on that buttered popcorn.

2. I saw a wake of kernels parting between your teeth as your gobble chops munched down on that buttered popcorn.

by Hobbitess June 11, 2013

Gobbler

When you whine too much because taking care of ur own kid(s) is too much work so you automatically assume someone else will do it for you.

Walking down the road with a friend and her kids. Friend says I hope im not being a gobbler

by Nunyabizlol June 12, 2013

Globber

An individual, who as part of a larger group, will occupy the majority of a sidewalk's width preventing other individuals from passing by. This person is typically moving at a slow pace while engaged in pointless conversation with others who share the same lack of cognizance.

Hey, sorry for the delay. The block was lined with globbers and I just couldn't get around them.

by CCM MCC August 20, 2013

Gobble Job

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.

"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."

by rat_prince May 30, 2014