The chocolate ghost

taking a shit, then wiping your "dirty" ass, only to see your log has mysteriously vanished from your bowl.

I felt and saw that I took a giant crap and when I went to grab some tp it pulled "the chocolate ghost" and it was gone.

by chocolate ghost January 10, 2009

ghost rip

when one inhales smoke and the smoke remains in the lungs until they attempt to exhale and the smoke is not present.

Johnny Appleseed: dude, there's no smoke...

Johnny Depp: I know, it's ghost rip

by Ass-Um August 27, 2006

Ghost Nut

Verb: When a man fakes an ejaculation so that he can stop having sex with a girl who cannot make him cum, or if he is too drunk. Hence the word "ghost", because the cum is no where to be found.

Dude,, that ish was so nasty, I just ghost nutt'd and bounced!

by JEstrada January 28, 2007

I Am Ghost

I Am Ghost (IAG) is one of the fucking best hardcore/goth/screamo bands in the world. At Bamboozle Left 2009, they were the only band requested by the crowd for an encore. They were THAT amazing.

They have lyrics that will chill you to the bone.
"Her eyes still glow like heaven. Broken, unsound, cut her wings off"

Band Members:

Steven Juliano
Timoteo Rosales III
Ron Ficarro
Justin McCarthy
Chad Kulengosky


This band isn't sappy emo kid music.
All of their lyrics are fucking amazing.

"Hey did you see I Am Ghost at Bamboozle Left 2009?"

"Dude YES. Steve was dancing like a maniac on stage and I was screaming the loudest for an encore!"

by RenaeIsGhost April 11, 2009

ghost coast

The ghost coast is a very unusual phenonemon that occurs when drinking large amounts of robitussin. It is when someone begins automaticly walking in a certain direction as if compelled by an unseen force. Its called ghost coast because you seem to be floating or coasting along with no effort. I believe it is caused by a heavy gravity of a future event pulling one toward it. Or it could be like if you read an email from yourself from the future, you would have no choice but to write that email at the time it came from and send it. the fact that you saw it leaves you no choice but to write it. You would coast to the computer at the appropriate time and write the email automaticly. People who are coasting often have their arms out in front of them like a zombie. They do this unconsciously which makes me wonder where the whole cliche came from of zombies holding their arms out like that. maybe once there really was dead folks whose time was messed up and they were being pulled by the Magnet. Robitussin effects the time/space orientation portion of the brain which happens to be the religious portion of the brain.

Holy piss! I was tussin rockets last night, I even did the ghost coast!

by erik f. neumann May 13, 2006

Ghost Penis

A clumpy fold in your pants that looks like an erected penis.

Origin:
Anthony Padilla from Smosh mentioned having a ghost penis in his video "the gym hates me".

"I hate when I have a ghost penis lump and it gets more awkward when a hot girl notices it and starts chuckling..."

by phantomimposter March 7, 2013

Ghost-read

To gather information from forums or community websites while not being a member to the site or having a screen name and not participating in the discussion.

I ghost-read here often enough that I decided to sign up last week.

by Starbelt October 28, 2010