Friend Zone

Hell on Earth were men, who have not tried to be aggressive to get a girl, go to to rot.

Child: Dad what's the friend zone?
Dad: Hell, its Hell

by StawHat May 9, 2014

friend whore

one of your friends that starts to chill with a totally unrelated group of your friends through you.

Rufus is friends with Terry through his yoga class.
Rufus has been friends with Orphius for awhile. Rufus tells Terry about his nigga Orphius.

One day Rufus calls Orphius up to chill, and he hears Terry's dumbass in the background.

Terry is officially a friend whore.

by please share this November 23, 2009

friend-stir

Online Interactive Program which allows you to put loads of friends in a blender and stir it real good.

OMG, I like added a little more 'Russel' and the taste was like perfect.

by Thomas Meenink November 30, 2003

friend band

The boundary of a friendship. It refers to the type of relationship you share with a person and the subject matter/actions deemed acceptable.

A guy orders coffee at a new cafe and the Barista asks how many phone numbers he got last night. Guy says "Whoa! Outside the friend band yo!"

Bob and Sally are on a second date. Bob asks Sally "Hey Sally, what 'kinky' stuff do you like?" She replies "Our friend band hasn't stretched that far yet."

Best girlfriends of 6 years could say "Don't get offended, but its within our friend band for me to ask you this. Have you considered waxing your mustache?'

by thepretties&&thebrains January 9, 2011

friend enhancer

Bad looking girl. Most of the women have at least one friend enhancer to make them look better since everything is relative. Comes from the law of supply and demand. Friends enhancer can be useful when girls go out or when it's time to take a Facebook profile picture.

-Dude! Have you seen Gasia's new profile picture?! Hotness itself!
-Nay! She ain't that hot. It's because she is using Dija as her friend enhancer.

by 4pex December 10, 2011

friend desperate

The act of propositioning someone to be your friend when you really don't know them.

I really wanted to hang out with this one asian chic that did my nails once, but I felt embarrassed and thought I would sound friend desperate to ask her to hang out...

by amazinjess305 July 29, 2011

Friend Drop Syndrome

The negative sensation one encounters upon discovering their Facebook friend numbers dropping.

Another one? Friend Drop Syndrome.

by JoeNJ2 October 26, 2011