crimson donut

a bloody vagina and/or menstrual period

I hope my girlfriend gets her crimson donut soon. She has the worst PMS ever.

I'm going to f**k you until you have a crimson donut.

I got my crimson donut, I'm not pregnant!!!

by hell c. February 03, 2009

donut slap

inserting your penis into the hole of a donut and slapping someone in the face with it

while pat was sleeping, we decided to wake him up with a donut slap

by JankyFeuerFrei95 March 13, 2010

Donut Holing

The act of glazing your partner's ass with frosting and sprinkles then ramming it home.

The night took a weird turn when she pulled out the frosting and sprinkles and said, "Get busy Donut Holing me baby!"

by Punchparty January 04, 2021

Hurtz Donut

Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.

Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.

by RevBroG November 22, 2015

donkey donut

The butthole of a Donkey

"Do I really have to touch the donkey donut?"
"Only if you want to be a real veterinarian."

by TorchTaylor21 February 28, 2014

plastic donut

Store-bought cake donuts, sometimes chocolate but usually yellow cake coated in chocolate. Their highly-processed nature is evident by taste. These donuts are called plastic due to the hard coating (instead of a traditional frosting) and artificial ingredients.

Can you go to the corner bodega and pick up a box of those Entenmann's plastic donuts?

by adambox February 20, 2010

Powdered donut

When you want to partake in eating anothers asshole, powder sugar will make it taste better.

Me : To Shawn : "do you powder your balls like that before you know you're going to get fucked"

Shawn "yeah, but with powdered sugar"

*massive laughter*

Me: "you responded way to quickly for me to NOT think you have been in a situation where you actually put powdered sugar on your balls.. ."

*Shawn and random man*

"Oh hey, you wanna eat me asshole. . . I know what will make it taste better, powered sugar"

Scott "like a powdered donut. . . "

by Powdered dounut May 24, 2019