Floor Sausage

A sausage on the floor

there is a sausage on the floor. It's a floor sausage

by TallestYagebu July 20, 2025

The floor is not lava

It's kinda self explanatory

"Guys the floor is not lava. Like seriously..."

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Floor Baby

An insult used to denote that someone is of such low character or low skill because their parents didn't care to conceive them in a bed, but instead conceived on a floor

That kid is so bad at the warzone, he is a literal floor baby.

You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby

by JPSnC February 22, 2021

On the floor

A place of which anything can be place, on the floor.

Do you know where the dictionary is? On the floor.

by Chrisler_ October 4, 2022

Floor hippie

A human like creature that resides primarily on floors. This creature has an insatiable appitite for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. If encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. If infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking fucktard.

The floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullshit and lies from every orifice.

by Jbar1997 December 6, 2015

Plate on the Floor

When you have to poop so bad, the poop is literally poking out that you'll have to put a plate on the floor to catch it

Big Bubba: Ya bum bitch. Where you at?
Big Homie Don: Yo, bro. I got a plate on the floor, be right back.
Big Bubba: Hecks naw.

by Habbibi's #1 fan March 29, 2021

Floor his ass

A term used to say beat his ass.

"I will floor his ass if he keeps talking to my girl"

by Venthesleepyboi December 20, 2022