candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)
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Often involves brand-new traditional clothing, incorrect styling, overconfidence, and zero situational awareness.
Often involves brand-new traditional clothing, incorrect styling, overconfidence, and zero situational awareness.
by Asher123 December 15, 2025
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“I’ve just heard. She was having a right fanny fit over the radio on the open channel”
“I’ve just heard. She was having a right fanny fit over the radio on the open channel”
by Redbaron June 2, 2020
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"I threw a total hippie fit when I saw them throwing away all the recycling!"
"I threw a total hippie fit when I saw them throwing away all the recycling!"
by Dancin' Karma Bear September 7, 2013
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Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.
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Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.
“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”
by barry_tje November 28, 2025
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Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.
If it fits, it ships.
If it fits, it ships.
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