Louisiana Barn Fire

After putting on a condom, take a bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce (has to be Louisiana in order to fit the name)and pour it all over your dick, and then you proceed to stick your dick in the girl's ass, causing a burining sensation, much like a barn fire.

Dude, I totally gave that broad a Louisiana Barn Fire last night, i was wasted.

by LawlessCollege September 3, 2009

fire wood

Another word for Ghonoreah. Used from the guy perspective.

Ryan: Dude! I made sweet sweet love to this hot slut last night.
James: Oh yea? Did you get fire wood?
Ryan: Shhh, Don't tell any one but my wood burns like a mofo.

by Marshbag October 16, 2006

Firearm Identification Card

The asinine requirement to purchase a firearm (rifle or shotgun), ammunition or even BB guns in the People's Republic of New Jersey. Although not technically required for possession of such items, it does, as a generality, serve as a de facto proof of being "eligible" to possess firearms. Application for FID is typically made to the law enforcement agency at which one resides. Non residents apply at the nearest NJSP trooper barracks. The process is highly intrusive and involves signing a waiver to allow disclosure of mental health information to determine eligibility and the providing of references who must attest to the "fitness" of the applicant.

The process is supposed to take no more than 30 days, but do to prevailing anti 2nd amendment attitudes and sentiments held by most law enforcement agencies, it can take, in some cases, upwards of a year to be issued one; other localities, more accepting of the second amendment will issue within 30 days. In addition, there are multiple cases of denial for "arbitrary" and vague reasons, often termed as "public health and safety".

Oh you want to buy this gun, ok, let me see your Firearm Identification Card before we can proceed with this sale.

Oh, you want to apply for a FID. Here sign this mental health waiver and we'll hopefully issue your card in the next year or so.

LEO- Let me see your FID.

Law abiding citizen-Sir, respectfully, I do not need a FID since I am in possession under one of the exemptions provided for by NJ law.

LEO-Get the fuck out of the car and get on the ground!!!!! You cannot possess a firearm without a FID!!!!!

by LONFOG April 10, 2010

belly fire

a burning feeling deep in the stomach, usually caused by spicy food, bloody mary's, or just drinking in general, see tums

After that plate of wings and a couple spicy bloody mary's, I had some serious belly fire.

by Matt July 15, 2005

human fire extinguisher

When a thin midget paints himself red and chews alcha selter until foam spills out his mouth like a fire extinguisher.

Lets get it on with that human fire extinguisher.

by thekaldar October 10, 2011

hot like fire

To be extremely, uncontrollably appealing to the eye.

Did you see my car? It's hot like fire!
That girl Danielle is hot like fire.

by D.Ho y Kirstie collaboration May 5, 2006

Georgia Fire Ant

When a female applies cayenne pepper to the male's penis and then he sticks his penis in her ass and she shits a big pile like a fire ant mound.

Angel: "hey baby... you wanna try something spicy tonight?"
Ron: " Sure....as long as it involves that ass"
Angel: " Give me your dick.. and close your eyes"
Ron: "Ooooh Baby that feels like a Georgia Fire Ant!!!"

by DrYiNuP August 10, 2009