Ethan Knowles aka 'The Fat Cunt of Walney' is known for his sheer size of a whopping 50 Stone! He can usually be found on the 'courts' on North Walney or in the bushes bumming Paige Ramsey, with his 1 inch weapon. (Sometimes even Tianna Clark and Chardonay get amongst it with them)
Ethans' master is a man known as 'FRESHHH Dave' aka 'Cracking Pluurr', Ethan follows all of Daves' commands no matter what. One of the commands Ethan has recently completed for his master is reporting ApianDig (who is an absolute mad lad) on XBOX. Ethan also broke his hand trying to fist Paige. Oh.. and also a common misconception with Ethan is his penis is often mistaken for a cocktail sausage, hence why it was bit off by his dog.
Ethans' master is a man known as 'FRESHHH Dave' aka 'Cracking Pluurr', Ethan follows all of Daves' commands no matter what. One of the commands Ethan has recently completed for his master is reporting ApianDig (who is an absolute mad lad) on XBOX. Ethan also broke his hand trying to fist Paige. Oh.. and also a common misconception with Ethan is his penis is often mistaken for a cocktail sausage, hence why it was bit off by his dog.
Ethan Knowles is fat.
by ApianDig November 01, 2018
by WaterQeefing November 28, 2021
Someone who is scared of delivering Uber Eats, He can never get a 5-star or SSR unit in any gacha game he plays. He hates people named Jordan.
Ethan Tran is never lucky...
by I'm Horni October 07, 2020
-first man to be able to OD on marijuana
-first man to fail white plains
-ugly bum who can’t do anything right
-lives for attention
-has a 2 inch cock and is prideful about it
-cyberbullies girls on vsco
-first man to fail white plains
-ugly bum who can’t do anything right
-lives for attention
-has a 2 inch cock and is prideful about it
-cyberbullies girls on vsco
ethan mesler is a failure
by cole395 June 10, 2019
by EthanAwesome YT June 06, 2021
Is a sweat at beat saber
by Cogvaledriver April 29, 2021
the biggest asshole in the world. is a fat cunt only bathes every two weeks and has no friends. everytime he swears in clase he gets away with it because of his "needs" what he dosent have. hes an asshole and trys to act cool
by whyhaveabswhenyoucanhavekababs May 17, 2018