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Platform End Veg

The groups of "people" (people used in the loosest possible term) which gather on the ends of railway station platforms and vegitate (veg) all day long. They either have a compact camera, a basic video camera, or just a notebook and pen, are often virgins, and spout nothing but hypocrisy, lies, and outrageous suggestions of movements and workings on the UK railway scene. They are quite often the scum of the earth, and are avoided by most and feared by some. If you get in their way or even stand close to them, they will exercise their god given right to abuse you and issue empty threats of violence and death, because it's their territory, and all trespassers must be shot.
*Trains approaches "Here it is" *platform end veg spouts every number of every wagon/carriage in the consist over the top of everyone elses video*

"I heard that Network Rail are withdrawing the New Measurement Train and are going to start using Class 31s again with Class 67s and DVTs instead"

*Photographer stands behind veg, camera clicking away* "Oi! I was tryin'a video that! Yer want that camera smashin' in yer f*ckin face?"
by TwoSixAlpha August 22, 2014
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Everywhere At The End Of Time

One the saddest albums I have ever heard. It's a collection of albums that depict the progression of dementia. It starts out as nice, slightly distorted ballroom music. With it getting more and more distorted as the stages go on. Also used as an exuse for forgeting something.
Teacher: why is your homework late?
Student: I listened to Everywhere At The End Of Time.
Teacher: Ok fair enough...
by orange fruity pencil September 5, 2022
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Dead End Love

Dead end love means to fall in love with someone and you would do anything in the world for that person. You strive to be the best you you can be but they still do not love you back. It is worse than the friend zone and worse than hell.
Emma fell into a dead end love with Will.
by dumbblonde776 June 19, 2019
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Dead end genetics

When a person has facial features so ugly, that nobody will have sex with them. Therefore, putting a dead end on their family tree.
Person 1: The reason why Katie won't go out with me is because of my ugly ass face!
Person 2: I think that's called "dead end genetics".
by Ironic depression January 26, 2017
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bitch end of the stick

Noun
When you get screwed, Usally applyed to situations in which there are two options and you get the shitter of the two.
Why do I get bitch end of the stick?
by Diemert July 20, 2008
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Philadelphia Rocky Ending

When performing the Philadelphia Balboa Bounce, the girl starts laughing, so you knock her out with a right hook.
Dude, I met this girl on MySpace who wants the Philadelphia Rocky Ending...I think I'm in love.
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Where the Sidewalk Ends

The way to please a woman is strong and focused work where the sidewalk ends.
by J. DelaRocca July 18, 2010
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