Employflee (noun) – A person who presents themselves as an eager job hunter but, once hired, avoids work at all costs.
I thought he was a serious job hunter, but turns out he’s just an employflee showed up for orientation and disappeared before lunch.
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Get the empty-handed mug.Is someone who is not instructing, directing, telling or teaching or trying to fix it. It is someone who is walking next to someone with empathy and seeing your strengths. Lifting others even when they don’t agree. It is like a hero, who empowers you by believing you can find a way to make things possible vs looking at something as impossible. It’s being gentle and respecting others pace and path… which in turn empowers ourselves. by Dr. Lady B
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Get the Empowerors mug.The Employee Half-Life of a workplace is the amount of time it takes for half of a new batch of employees to quit.
An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
An EHL of less than three months is generally regarded as a bad sign in business.
When I first joined Acme Industries, there were five other new employees with me. After about six weeks, only three of us remained, including myself. So Acme Industries has an Employee Half-Life of about six weeks.
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Get the EMPOMP mug.Hym "Empty Small Talk and nothing more I still hate all of these people and don't want to be a part of any of their lives for any amount of time and if I am not allowed to remove myself from this situation in a way that does not leave me bereft or requires me to accept and conditions or change anything I'm doing in any way shape or form I will inevitably murder a child because I refuse to willing be cut out of all of the money I am being used to make."
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