nightwine drunk

when you get so drunk you pee yourself (multiple times) and do the rick flair dance.

dude did you see matt at devils punchbowl chasing badgers? he was nightwine drunk

by rich mesenger July 20, 2006

Liam Drunk

A state in which total thought process control is lost. All actions are entirely impulsive, making for very volatile and unpredictable behavior. Whilst becoming very rare in recent times, those who have been witness to this carnage know very well the raw power it holds. If unleashed in an uncontrolled setting, know one knows the limits it can reach. Some say at its core it could potentially destroy all humanity, while true believers think it is the spark that is needed for a worldwide revolution.

"Hey Liam, how's your night going? Are you feeling Liam Drunk?"
"ABbdbabbsdfhkkhh4466773 BOYMEETSWORLD!!!!"
{Building then collapses}

by Joseph Mohatmed April 23, 2008

Skull Drunk

to inebrate oneself beyond any feasable mental judgement or abilty to function physically, threfore becoming suceptable to dire consiquence.

"Dude, that chick I boned last night was so skull drunk she passed out during"

by maddapper March 23, 2007

Escort Drunk

The point where a group of girls are so drunk that they assume the position of escorts for an older, ugly, likely foreign rich man who oversteps the boundaries of comfort in exchange for nice dinners and tables at clubs.

"We let this guy Omar buy us a table at Opium, he was really creepy but we were just totally escort drunk."

by k'briah November 7, 2012

still drunk

waking up after a night of drinking alcohol, still drunk.

kind of like how i am now, writing this still drunk

by jafknlene August 22, 2011

Drunk Sexable

Someone who you would not touch unless you were piss drunk.

Man that chick is pretty drunk sexable, but right now she is pretty untouchable

by Allstar7878 June 30, 2010

Blindsided Drunk

When a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. Typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.

Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?

Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!

Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?

Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!

by for real2 August 16, 2011