drunk detective

drunk detective is a phenomenon experienced by millions of teens and people in their twenties, occurring the morning after consuming alcohol to the point of "blacking out". drunk detective is the process by which one figures out what took place during the previous evening after the stage of blackout drunk began. drunk detective can be applied to a wide range of questions from something minuscule like "how did I get from the chair to my bed?" all the way up to "am I in fucking mexico? why do I have a forehead tattoo?" it can also refer to an individual undergoing the drunk detective process. Some experienced drunk detectives like to think of drunk detective as a game.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.

bro: "what happened to you after McGrath's last night?"

other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"

by uncreative2 June 15, 2014

drunk projector

When one gets drunk then proceeds to walk over to some little shit and beat the shit out of him then once done with the beating, finish by projectile vommiting all over the victim.
Bonus Points:
+5 - get all vomit on face
+10 - victim chokes and/or gags on vomit
+100 (Canadians only) - victim is deposited, after choking on vommit, into a large cold snow bank

I got so smashed last night and Zack thought he was the bomb so I drunk projected the little shit into a snow bank, eh?
Dude I got it all on camera!
I totally used the drunk projector all over zack!

by FuckingHammerTime January 10, 2014

drunk journal

(noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.

Did you read the drunk journal yet?

by boobylips January 28, 2014

drunk badger

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger

dont you drive a drunk badger any way?

by moogleassassin February 3, 2014

Drunk Prestige

The act of getting drunk and playing any of the Call of Duty franchise games, subsequently prestiging after two or three seemingly good games whilst under the influence of alcohol thereby going back to the lowest level in the game, at the cost of all your weapons all for a simple rank upgrade.

Person A-"Dude, I got slammed last night on rum and drunk prestige in BO2"

Person B-"C`mon man, don't you know that crap is just to keep your playing and ignoring the lack of end-game?"

Person A-"It's working."

by Solid Derp Factor February 28, 2014

Drunk Bundy

Being so drunk you can't even say your own name. At the end of the night you will piss the bed.

I'm going out tonight, hopefully I don't end up being a drunk bundy.

by TheTrigger October 2, 2014

drunk amanda

A blonde with blue eyes who likes to mass text on her cell phone until she does an irish goodbye and goes to sleep after binge eating. Usually is hanging out with a Cynthia.

Wow that was a drunk Amanda move last night.

by manda918811 October 10, 2014