This is the very technical term for that trendy boy haircut where you shave the sides and have a curly mop on top. Scroll down the Snapchat discover page for 5 seconds, and you’ll see it. And if you’re not a sheeple, you’ll cringe. If you are trying to complete the look of an asshat, be sure to add some diamond stud earrings to go with your douche crown. If you have this haircut, according to my calculations there is a 89.333% you’re an asshole, or a high school bully that thinks they’re hot shit, and you might gain the side effect of a titanic ego. (URBAN DICTIONARY PEOPLE- please let this be a definition. This is not hate speech, but instead a sign so that the people I’m talking about can read this definition and be ashamed of themselves which might just bring them to be themselves a bit more and be a jerk a bit less.) CFH
by Gunther magnusen February 22, 2021
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1. A guy who acts and looks like a jackass. Total Misogynist. Someone who
treats woman poorly. Thinks he's much smarter than he is and talks down
to others. The ultimate douche bag.
2. Douche Canoe, Jackmo, Kirk, Hoffman, Dickmo
1. A guy who acts and looks like a jackass. Total Misogynist. Someone who
treats woman poorly. Thinks he's much smarter than he is and talks down
to others. The ultimate douche bag.
2. Douche Canoe, Jackmo, Kirk, Hoffman, Dickmo
Wow! Our office manager, Kirk, is such a douche nozzle. He treats everyone
terribly . Short man's complex all the way. A complete ass.
terribly . Short man's complex all the way. A complete ass.
by Bendy1 April 2, 2021
Get the Douche nozzle mug.A group three or more, often, but not exclusively young and white men who gather together to reinforce each other’s toxic masculinity. The affect on non-bros and women may include compulsive eye rolling but can result in a very dry twat. Much to dismay of any individual bro.
It was once thought that that these groups could be avoided by recognizing their style of dress or musical preference but they have been identified in many habitats around diverse social, political, racial, class, and subculture groups.
It was once thought that that these groups could be avoided by recognizing their style of dress or musical preference but they have been identified in many habitats around diverse social, political, racial, class, and subculture groups.
Alisa was really enjoying the dance party, until a douche of bros standing on the sidelines started pointing at her.
Rob might have finished school, like his girlfriend suggested; But his douche of bros convinced him not to listen to females. So now he’s living in his moms basement.
Rob might have finished school, like his girlfriend suggested; But his douche of bros convinced him not to listen to females. So now he’s living in his moms basement.
by Kisha74 July 6, 2021
Get the Douche of bros mug.Douche McMuffin simply is when you order an egg McMuffin and it looks soo bad you assume a handless chimp put it together. at this point is when you relize you have been handed a Douche McMuffin knowing the person who made it is an insanely large Douche Bag.
1."dude fucking look at dat shit bro. yo go bust back up in that place and get yo fuckin dollar back cause that shit is a serious Douche McMuffin"
2."damn G if i wasnt soo blunted id go back in there and slap that fucker who made me this Douche McMuffin."
2."damn G if i wasnt soo blunted id go back in there and slap that fucker who made me this Douche McMuffin."
by fuckin harshf0ol April 28, 2009
Get the Douche McMuffin mug.An annoying person, usually male, characterized by one or more of a variety of obnoxious traits. These may include but are not limited to arrogance, incompetence, stupidity, an unfounded sense of self-importance, and general disagreeableness. See douchebag.
Mack: Well sonofabitch, here comes that bumbling idiot Todd who thinks he's God's greatest gift to humankind.
Jensen: He's coming this way? Ah fuck. What a royal douche canoe.
Jensen: He's coming this way? Ah fuck. What a royal douche canoe.
by Macknificent December 14, 2012
Get the Douche canoe mug.A not-so-common synonym for flat-brimmed cap 'flat cap', most commonly used by baseball players. Also commonly used in common urban culture. It is nicknamed a douche-hat because it is common dress of many high-school douches, douchebags, assholes and jerks.
Person 1: "You're wearing a douche hat? Lame."
Person 2: "Hypocrite, you wear them all the whoop-de-fucking time, y'know!"
Person 2: "Hypocrite, you wear them all the whoop-de-fucking time, y'know!"
by peacelovefriendship September 18, 2013
Get the douche hat mug.a child that has surpassed the classification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.
A smaller version of a douche bag
A smaller version of a douche bag
by Geekslady March 1, 2011
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