dook

a large creamy substance that flows out the backside of all human beings and most animals. Usualy flows out in a shape that ends up looking like ice cream and/or frozen yogurt. Past tense= dump.

Jim-Bro, look at the size of that dook.
Bill- Whoa, that must have been a long dump.

by ChrisH_yo July 25, 2007

dook

1) Perrier
2) Whiskey
3) Any drink consumed straight from the bottle

origin: Dook is the sound effect used to indicate drinking in Tony Millionaire's comic strip Maakies.

They were out of the six packs of dook, so I got a glass one.

CVS charges like two bucks for a dook.

by don't be coy March 8, 2011

Doorknob

A fan of the doors (door) and someone who is into british rock music (knob).

person 1: I love the doors!
person 2: I know, you're a doorknob.
person 1: awesome
person 3: i wish i was a doorknob...

by smithsfan November 18, 2010

hot doorknob

Sports term; a minor-league player whose promotion to the major-league team is bad news for the team, akin to smoke and a hot doorknob in a burning building.

The Oilers called up Allan "Hot Doorknob" Rourke today.

by dave272 December 2, 2007

busted doorknob

when a female inserts a key into the male jap-eye (pee hole) and turns it 180 degrees, then twisting the male nut sack vigorously a number of times.

hey did you hear that sarah gave shaun a busted doorknob last night??? wow.

by fries killah October 17, 2009

dookie law

tore up, ugly, should be ashmaed of yourself, out of tha ordinary

hey look at that girl right there ((Dookie Law))) whoa she messed up.

by ms. pimpinyou October 12, 2003

dookie twinkle

when your shit sparkles after you drink too much goldschlagger.

i got so toasted off of goldschlagger last nite, i woke up and dropped a fat dookie twinkle

by granada ladybug December 12, 2008