Definition

Countable noun.

Definition is the fancy way of saying what the hell something actually is.

Example: "The definition of a hangover is feeling like a raccoon crawled into your skull and threw a rave."

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025

Definition

I'm mean you hear this motherfucker saying that if "you listen deeply enough you can hear the voice of God," That's still just YOU. You projecting yourself onto the book. Your will.

Hym "You want to know Jordan Peterson's real and secret definition of psychopath? It's the man who does not fear God. Loser? Anyone who won't dance for the creature's amusement. Coward? Anyone who won't let God punish them. He doesn't actually care whether or not God is ontologically real. He believes that all people need to be subordinate to some "higher-order abstraction", Adam. God is just a euphemism to him. So, "the collective good" or "humanity". And he's perfectly willing to speak for it. And anyone who ISN'T subordinate to said "higher-order abstraction" IS JUSTIFIED IN BEING COMPELLED. It's just implicit theocracy. And I know what you're thinking. "BUT I'M AN ATHEIST!" But do you believe in some sort of greater good? That's the SAME THING TO HIM. 'God' isn't 'God' to Jordan Peterson. God is whatever he needs it to be to justify doing whatever he wants."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

i just copy pasted

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by Elysmile April 7, 2021

Definition

This is one, learn English

This definition is hularious

by TockSaPill November 12, 2019

name definitions

if i see another another name definition on here i am literally going to explode

troll that writes name definitions: billyshrub is the kindest person you'll ever meet. he is super cool and-
everyone: SHUT THE HECK UP

by billyshrub July 6, 2023

Definition-duellist

Someone who always brings up dictionary definitions to aid them in arguments on the internet.

A subclass of the keyboard-warrior who has studied and mastered the art of using-google-no-jutsu.

Step 1: Analyse the definitions of every single word of your opponent's argument.

Step 2: As soon as you find a mistake like a misused word, copy-paste the definition as your argument, invalidating everything your opponent just said and making them look stupid.

Step 3 (optional): Decorate and personalize your copy-pasted definition to give it your own flair.

Example A: 'Insert definition'. Just keep your mouth shut if you don't even know what you're talking about.

Example B: Hey, I totally see where you're coming from, but 'insert correction your opponent'.
'Insert definition'.
Don't worry, we all make mistakes!

Step 4: You won. We're using the second definition of won, since you didn't actually win anything in the sense of gaining. You can't even feel smart because you literally just used Google. But hey, that is the curse of being a true Definition-duellist.

by LiterallyDyingRNUwU December 27, 2020

Definition

What this is, the noun of "define"

Bob: I made a definition on urban dictionary!

Bob: Wait hold on, forgot to take my schizophrenia pills.

Bob: Yeah, I shouldn't, what's the point of them anyway, I think they cause my schizophrenia! Thanks dave!

by the worst guy ever September 4, 2023