Smilin' Dave

A person who behaves with exaggerated phoniness in social situations. Can be a noun, adj. or verb.

"I hate parties because I get sick of having to Smilin' Dave for hours."

"I freaked out and had to leave because I got accosted by five Smilin' Daves trying to get me to take the Scientology test."

by DaniCalifornia October 25, 2007

dave

Alternative for the anatomical term, "taint," which is the area between one's anus and his or her balls and/or vagina.

I bought a new G-string, but it's made from a very rough material. I'm not worried about my package, but I'm concerned it might irritate my dave.

by R. Nald April 25, 2009

Dave

As defined in the "Brocabulary", "Dave" refers to the Dave Matthews Band (DMB). Dave Matthews Band concerts are mainly attended by high school and college students, most of whom are too drunk from tailgating to make it to the actual show. Those who aren't too drunk have the pleasure of enjoying Dave and company's 30 minute jazz odysseys while smoking weed.

(1) "Yo bro, you goin' to Dave this summer?"
"Yeah dude, lawn seats for both nights. Totally getting shitfaced."

(2) "I was so high at Dave last night that I actually liked his music."

by Erin BROckovich November 4, 2010

Krazy Dave

Krazy Dave is the kind of metal that makes your ears bleed, but not in a good way. The sloppy guitar playing and constant double bass through a rather slow part of a song really doesnt help.

Derived when two gays stop bumming and make music.

Oli Laxton
Liam Kent

by The truth April 12, 2005

Daved

When playing Disc Golf, if a person walks in the way of the person throwing, after being warned, and gets nailed by the disc which could leave a nice welt.

Oh shit, that motherfucker just got daved, that had to hurt.

by Broass June 11, 2006

dave matthews band

Great Band!!!!
a touch overrated, but not here, the guitar isn't the best butthe blend is perfect and the writing is perfect

dave matthews band Everyday, Under The Table and Dreaming, Live; in Chicago, at Luther College, and at Red Rocks

by E1 K4B0NG April 15, 2006

The Dave

A sexual act in which you wait until your partner fully undresses then you sit down on the edge of the bed and convince them that your life is worthless because you are the worst off person in the world. Then you go sit in the closet, cry, masturbate to a poster of Jeff Gordon while using your tears as lubricant, then attempt to kill yourself and fail. Repeat as necessary.

Dave Castleberry is The Dave

by PensacolaHero May 11, 2009