Grabbing a blanket to put over your head (imitating the dark knight), looking for targets while the lights are out, specifically your group of friends in any room, puts the blanket over them and fuck them vigorously until they're helpless and lets you. WARNING: screams can be very loud and may have people call the police on you.
He laughed evily and turned the lights off, he dark knighted my whole friend group and I can still hear their screams in my head as I hid underneath the bed . It was scary.
by theRealDarkKnight6969 July 21, 2023
Get the Dark Knightmug. When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.
Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.
Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning
Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning
by TheHuskySpam March 27, 2020
Get the Dark Zoningmug. by asdjaasdadaasdad May 15, 2019
Get the dark trianglemug. Boy: guess what I did when I was 16?
Anothwr boi: what?
Boy: I put 8 fingers in a girl's vagina. A proper Bombay Dark lad.
Anothwr boi: what?
Boy: I put 8 fingers in a girl's vagina. A proper Bombay Dark lad.
by Proper lad#1 April 19, 2018
Get the Bombay Darkmug. by Ditchyourgitch May 7, 2023
Get the Dark and stormymug. Ignorance is bliss while choosing to be ignorant and being happy about it keeps you in the dark about the truth which makes you blissfully dark.
"When i tried to teach karen how to change the batteries she instead decided to be blissfully dark."
"Steph wanted to stay blissfully dark about the horrible way she treats her friends."
"Steph wanted to stay blissfully dark about the horrible way she treats her friends."
by Lunajery July 23, 2021
Get the blissfully darkmug. 